2. Vodka
By day, you’re a tough nut to crack. You have a pretty good life and are well liked by most people. Perhaps even envied??
But when you drink, you walk a very fine line between letting loose and having a good time… and ruining it for everyone else.
Before you cross the line, you’re buying rounds and befriending everyone in the bar.
But after you cross it… yikes. You text your ex, cry, or throw a fit because your buddy’s new S.O. ‘looked at you weird’. Sometimes all three at the same time. But at least it’s not every time, unlike some people…
3. Beer
You’re well-adjusted enough to realize that peer pressure is totally lame.
That said, you don’t consider it peer pressure if someone dares you to do something stupid. Consequently, your entire friend group has seen you naked (multiple times) and you’ve eaten lots of things that were definitely not food ‘for the story’.
At least one of those things sent you to the hospital. And it’s only a matter of time before DDing a midnight run to Jack in the Box when you’re not exactly sober lands you in the slammer.
Then it’d be just your luck to use your one phone call on a prank call.
