These 21 Disgusting People Did The Most Unsanitary Things Ever

6.

I once went six or so months without showering. I usually changed clothes one or twice a week, and slept in my day clothes. Over the course of that year I only showered maybe a dozen times, if that. Boarding school. I was kind of screwed up when I was thirteen.

7.

Licked a pile of fresh bird shit to show off to my kindergarten friends.

8.

I was really drunk one night, went into the bathroom at my friends house and threw up all over the toilet seat. I knew I was too drunk to clean it up by hand, and he was my friend so I couldn’t just leave it there. I figured there one only one thing I could do. I peed on the toilet seat to clean off the throw up, washed my hands, and got the fuck out of there.

9.

I help pour beer at an annual event, and we keep a large bucket on hand for rinsing, or pouring out old beer that someone is unable to finish. A couple of years ago, we ran out of beer before the end of the event and we were still thirsty (you can guess the rest). Since then, I try to keep from getting too drunk at pouring events.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.