These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things

They say drunk words are sober thoughts, so grab the popcorn because these drunkies have some pretty entertaining sh*t on their minds. From calling your hubby a sad, fat dragon to proclaiming how good the wine tastes while puking out liters of chardonnay, some people just say the darndest f*king things while drunk.

And for all of the sober(ish) friends and lovers that are always stuck cleaning up the drunken, sloppy messes, at least they know how to make you laugh — whether it’s with them or at them.

So here’s to the drunks — because without them, our nights (and days) would be far less entertaining.

These are some of the most hilarious, crazy, bizarre, philosophical, and downright sloppy things a drunk person has ever uttered:

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Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.