These 21 Dudes Met the Scariest Dads Imaginable

5.

I had dated this guy in my early 20’s, who was a complete dickdouche. I was too “in love” to see it, or even care tbh. The first time he met my parents, my mom, the ever sweet southern debutante, was nice to him. My dad….not so much. Mom and ex we’re talking, and mom notices that Dad is leaned back in the chair sleeping. SLEEPING. She wakes him up, to tell him how rude he’s being. My dad said “Might be rude, but I don’t like that boy. Not gonna talk to him, got nothing to say.” Then friggin went back to sleep. I was mortified.

6.

Showed up at her house unexpectedly at 11pm. He was in bed. Once I was let in by her brother, he went and woke dad up to meet me. 2/10 experience. Don’t wake a 250lb Puerto Rican as a first meeting while dating his youngest daughter.

7.

My girlfriends step dad was at work, so we were in her room watching TV on her bed. We werent hugging just holding hands sitting next to each other because of the way the bed is sat. I hear him arrive home downstairs. And about 10 minutes later when I least expected it, a man who is a little shorter than me but a lot more bulked out, slams open the door, with his arm already extended like a fucking cyberman from an old doctor who episode, shouting “HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?”

8.

The dad was a huge guy probably 6’5″ at least and super ripped. When I first met him he was wearing no shirt and basketball shorts. He introduced himself as the leader of the local hells angels chapter.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.