These 21 Dudes Met the Scariest Dads Imaginable

17.

I got questioned by an ex’s dad while he was cleaning his shotgun.

18.

After a few weeks of dating she invited me to her house for dinner, to meet her parents. Her Mom and brother were really awesome. Her Dad, though, essentially put me in a corner and started going off on me about how I’m some white boy that’s only with his daughter so I could put another “notch in my belt” and that us white boys only like banging black chicks for bragging rights. Everybody, myself included, thought he was just joking at first, but soon their mouths were hanging open and it was pretty apparent that they were super embarrassed. This went on for about ten minutes.

19.

I still remember when my older sister’s husband (boyfriend at the time) first came over. They had been dating for about a month, and he finally came over for dinner. Upon entering the house, he was greeted by our father, who handed him my baby brother and forced him to hold it. Throughout the entire dinner, my father ribbed and messed with him, finding out his embarrassing stories. I’m pretty amazed that the poor guy ever came back to our house, because this basically happened every time.

20.

I went to her house and hung out around her family. We were sitting around the fire and telling stories. It gets a little late and me and her decide to go upstairs and watch movies in her room. On the way to the stairs he grabs my hand, smells my fingers and then says “they better smell like that when you come back down.”

21.

When I first met my SO’s parents, her dad was outside working on his garden. I walked by and said, “Hey, how are the tomatoes coming along?” “They’re all dead.”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.