These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties

“Ass or titties?” is possibly one of the most annoying questions on the planet. Why you gotta pick between them? ‘Cause, let’s be honest, they are both just so wonderful.

But apparently some people tend to have a preference for one or the other, and I guess I can’t judge them for that. Really, anything squishy is equally sexy in my book. But, for now, let’s focus on dem titties.

Boobs are like human stress balls that you just want to grab and squeeze all the time. But some dudes love titties so much, they want to do a lot more stuff besides fondling. They want to motorboat those sandbags and put their wiener right between those suckers.

These 23 dirty dudes just really really love boobs:


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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.