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These 23 People Did Disgusting Things Like It Was Totally Normal

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Former roommate had an empty can of Pringles near his bed. On investigation, we found out that he used to hack and spit in the can in the middle of the night to avoid getting up and having to spit any phlegm in the bathroom. At one time, this can was filled to the brim with dried and old as well as some fresh & frothy phlegm.

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We were having drinks to celebrate one of my coworkers’ birthday. She was completely shitfaced and just kind of leaning on her hand over her drink. She puked into her drink, then took a giant sip. I saw this happening almost in slow motion from about 12 feet away, but I wasn’t able to get the drink away from her in time. I was the only one who saw her do it, and I never told her she drank her own vomit through a straw.

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Lick a serving spoon at a potluck dinner.

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It’s about 9:30 am on a Saturday. Dude walking down the sidewalk in front of my partner and me is short and stocky, bigger jeans with rolled and pressed cuffs, gave off a bit of a sharp or skinhead vibe. Seemed a little like Popeye from the back. Shakes his left leg a couple times without breaking stride much and out fall two or three nuggets of poop. He didn’t even look back. This was maybe 8 years ago and we still laugh about it. If you’ve gone so far as to shit in your pants, why even bother to shake it out? Must have been uncomfortable resting on his ankle.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.