If you’ve ever been cheated on, you know that it absolutely f*cking sucks. The person you loved and made plans with and boinked for months, years, or even decades chose to get a little somethin’ somethin’ on the side and leave you brokenhearted and confused.
Some people handle these situations a little better than others. Like, the “responsible” thing to do when you find out that someone has cheated on you is to confront them, express your grievances, and get the F out of that toxic relationship. Attacking bae with a stiletto while throwing all of their sh*t out of a window is less “responsible.”
So whether you go apesh*t on your past lover or you shut down and cry for eighteen months straight, just remember that there are plenty of lobsters in the tank. And when one wrongs you and f*cks a girl named Becky behind your back, you just throw that POS in a pot of boiling water and let them squeal and squirm in terror. Or something like that.
I’m not bitter — you’re bitter.
These 23 people found out they got cheated on and went crazy AF: