Posted on: Sep 21 2017

These 23 People Had Sex With Someone From Completely Different Cultures

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Let’s be real, the easiest way to break down social, political, and physical borders and become one with the world — is to f*ck people from different cultures! Forget UN meetings, we need to get back to the basics, have some international speed dating meet and greets, and let our eyes, hands, d*cks, and hoo-haa’s do the talking. What a wonderful world we would live in if everyone could relish in each other’s differences (and genitals) without judgement or fear or resentment. I want to live in that world.

While f*cking someone from a completely different culture than your own can be wildly lustful and exciting, there can also be some choppy waters to navigate. Sure, the “love” language is all good and fun, but when you’re trying to communicate that you do, in fact, have a readily available condom, but she takes it as you having a plethora of STDs — the mood can get killed real quick. Sorry, bro.

There will be times when you have no idea what you’re doing, or saying, or understanding of the other person — but that’s life, kid! Open up and broaden your horizons because there might be the love (or lust) of your life waiting to fumble around belt buckles, two completely differing languages, and social customs that seem ridiculously distant from that of the comfort of your poorly decorated bedroom. Dating and f*cking someone from a different culture will be a learning experience for the both you, so just get out that language dictionary and start studying! Shouts out to the girl who realized lots of Korean men like to call their dongs a dragon. Hopefully your vag didn’t sting like a fire after.

These 23 people got down and dirty with people from completely different cultures:


1.

Had pretty wild sex with a Mexican girl I met in Berlin. She was staying in the same hotel as me and we hit it off. On the night we’d both had quite a few drinks and she was very much the instigator of the intercourse. I woke up and had bite marks and scratches on my body. She woke up and said “I have to go to Church right now, thank you for the orgasm, please leave”. We both got dressed in silence and I went back to my room. I saw her later that day and she ignored me. Then later that night, there was a knock at my door. She used me twice and bailed on me to go to Church both times.

2.

I like to think I’m a good kisser (had a compliment here and there) and one time I was making out with this Chinese guy whose English I thought was pretty great but he breaks off in the middle of kissing and just says “you’re so hearty -heartier than a peach!” and goes right back to making out again. Hey, I’ll take it. Whatever the fuck he meant.

3.

This is just cute. A Russian girl said she liked my bumps. She was groping me at the time so I realized she meant bum. I had to explain to her the difference between a butt/bum and a bump. She still called her backside her bums though. When I told her it was singular, she pointed out that she has two boobs and two bumps. I couldn’t argue with that.

4.

The first time I had sex with a Japanese lady I woke up with my underwear and the rest of my clothes neatly folded at the foot of my bed rather than strewn in abandon across the floor as I had left them. Apparently she woke up in the middle of the night and felt the need to do that. And I thank her for that.
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