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These 25 Couples Cannot Tell Their Kids How They Actually Met

21.

Met my boyfriend at the strip club I was working at. It was his birthday and his buddy paid for him to go to the champagne room with me. I didn’t really do extras, but after talking for like three hours I decided I really liked him. Sucked his dick then and there. And we’re still together four years later

22.

Met on OKCupid, neither of us were looking for anything serious, but he had a lot of experience with BDSM and I was very interested in trying it. He offered to be my guide into the world of kink, and be kinky friends with benefits. So I’m all tied up and we’re having sex, but with usual first time together awkwardness he kept slipping out/having trouble finding the hole. I thought it was funny but he started crying. Turns out he’d been abused a lot as a kid and as a teenager and women would hurt him if he failed to perform adequately. I guess I was the first person to really listen and comfort him after something like that. That night he cried in my arms for a few hours, told me a lot about the abuse, and then we ended up having non kinky, quite sweet sex. We’ve been together since that night, for more than a year now. We became close pretty much instantly. And he definitely has been an excellent teacher in the world oF BDSM

23.

We met at a BDSM/fetish club. We were briefly introduced and within 5 minutes he had me blindfolded, said nasty things to me, and hit and pinched me until I cried. A lot. We’ve been blissfully married for 15 years now.

24.

Met her at the bar. She gave me head in the parking lot that same night. We’ve been together almost 6 years, and we’re getting married in April.

25.

Was sitting in a bar at last call getting ready to leave, bar maid says: “Don’t leave yet, I have some acid and I love to fuck when I trip.” Together for 25 years.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.