These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF

You don’t necessarily need a c*ck to be c*ck blocked. It’s more of a — WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU GETTING IN THE WAY OF ME SCORING?! — kind of dilemma. Vagina blocked just doesn’t have the same ring to it, nah mean?

Some c*ck blocks are devilishly premeditated, some are out of pure drunken stupor, and other c*ck blockers are either totally oblivious or really good at playing dumb. Either way, getting c*ck blocked sucks. Well, unless the person you’re c*ck blocking is on the receiving end of really creepy, weird come-ons, then c*ck block away! At that point, you’re just being a good samaritan.

So brush off the block because there are countless other times that you will have to get laid (well, hopefully). Maybe it’s the universe telling you to hold off — to wait and meditate on harnessing your sexuality until you release the tension with someone you love. HA, JK. It’s definitely just your annoying drunk friend getting in the way.

These 27 people got cock blocked and have the blue balls (or vagina) to prove it:


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Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.