Writing love letters, sending chocolates and flowers, leaving sweet notes in your crush’s locker — these are all perfectly reasonable and romantic ways of showing your love for someone. Giving someone a box of your toenails, on the other hand — yeah, thats gonna be a hard NO for me, dawg.
When you’re young and in love, it’s easy to take things a little too far. But when you’re almost 30, dropping 45 voicemails every hour on the hour to the girl that’s been screening your calls (because you crazy AF), maybe it’s time to ask yourself a simple question — am I being creepy?
If you’ve gotten a tattoo of someone’s name two days after making out at a party, if you’ve jacked off onto a picture of your ex and sent it to them, if you’ve created a blood portrait of you and your boo, then — YEP — you are one creepy motherf*cker.
Like, it’s totally fine if a young John Cusack stands outside my bedroom window with a boombox because John is bae (duh). But alas, we don’t live in an 80s rom-com and when a regular Joe Shmoe tries serenading me outside of my apartment, that sh*t just won’t fly. #getoffmylawnbro