There are good and bad things that happen when you enter into a relationship with someone. Once you make that sh*t Facebook offish, you will most likely never agree on where to eat, little things they do might start to annoy you, and you now have to worry about another person’s feelings (ugh).
It’s not all bad, though. Being in a relationship means that you will have someone to f*ck on a (hopefully) regular basis, so hoorah! You win some, you lose some.
Having sex while in a relationship comes with quite a few perks, actually — you find out how to make your partner come in record time, they know every inch and orifice of your body like it’s their favorite neighborhood falafel place, and it’s definitely a safe space to let your freak flag fly.
I mean, my boyfriend will still love me if I want him to dress up like Spongebob and Squidward my ass, right? Right??
