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These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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A very, VERY good friend of mine. Comes from a super-rich family. His Dad recently bought a million dollar home, to sell it to him for under $300k. He thinks his family isn’t that wealthy, and this isn’t that abnormal.

7.

My little sister. Me and my eldest sister were raised by an alcoholic mother who left us with random people so she could get drunk. When I was about 6 my mom sobered up and had my little sister. The girl is delusional and has adopted the idea that she went through what me and my older sister went through. She recalls memories that never happened. She swears my mom beat her, never happened. She makes up stories, like she was a mortician, she traveled around the world, she dated such and such and had tons of money. It’s so weird. She spends every waking moment on Facebook and posts every single thing that goes on in her life. She has a felony, she beat her baby daddy until they broke up and now both of those psychos have a really shitty custody fight going on.

8.

My schizophrenic uncle. He ran away from home (US) in his teens to Turkey, converted to Islam, came home a few years later. Believed he was the son of God and robbed a bank so he could give the money to the homeless in the city we live in. He was institutionalized for many years, was released one day with no notice to our family and died shortly thereafter of an accident caused by his mental illness.

9.

Has to be my grandmother, who would tell me to lower my voice because “the Jews will hear you.” Same woman who was FURIOUS when she asked her son to go and buy some Christmas lights for the shrubs outside the house, and he came home with some very pretty BLUE net lights. She screamed, at the top of her voice, “BLUE IS A JEW COLOR.” I don’t even know what she was afraid of. She never articulated it.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.