These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish

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When you first get together with bae, there’s a delicate and dirty dance the both of you have to do to figure out what the other person likes in bed. A nibble on the neck here, a ball squeeze there, a finger up the stink in you know where — some pretty normal stuff. And from the “getting to know you” stage, you move in to the “I’m going to lightly hint at the fact that I like to get spanked like a bad, bad b*tch” stage. Oh, that’s just me? Whatever.

When you feel super comfortable with your lover, you start exploring each other’s fantasies and kinks, what erotic things turn them on, and maybe you throw in a butt plug or vibrator or three in there. But what happens when your fetish is so out there, so ridiculously dirty, that you feel shame and embarrassment about it? I get that not everyone is as down with the brown as everyone else, or maybe the secret world of furies don’t necessarily do it for you, but when you shame another person’s kinks — that’s f*cked up. But alas, we live in a America — home of the brave and stuffing your innermost desires down your emotionally stunted well of emotions as far as they can possibly go.

Maybe your fantasy involves getting tied up to a chair by your lover and they make you watch them get their D sucked by another bitty. Or maybe your idea of fun is peeing on your partner while they stuff ice cubes up your bum hole while singing the national anthem. Hey, I’m not here to judge. Either way, sometimes people just aren’t able to express their dirty, dirty fetishes to the person they f*ck and that just really makes me sad. Maybe this article will inspire you to throw your shame and embarrassment to the wind and let your freak flag fly!

These kinksters have been withholding their dirty fetishes from their SO:


1.

I really like to have sex in historical places. For instance, on the USS Midway, in a Spanish fort on Puerto Rico, in Monticello, just famous historical places. I just get the biggest kick out of the fact that lots of depraved sex acts have gone down at historical places and I’m adding to the list. You know, for those days where you really wanna have a girl sit on your face so you can eat her sweaty ass and also feel historical.

2.

I want to tie him up naked to a chair placed in front of the bed so he can watch me play with myself but can’t touch me. And just when he thinks he’s losing his mind to touch me, I untie him and let him fucking ravage me.

3.

I want to role play as a total brat. Like I want to act seriously unnecessarily bitchy to him, all day. Disagree with him, go out of my way to do the opposite of what he tells me, ignore him, “accidentally” hurt him like shoving or stepping on his toes, “forgetting” to do something or go somewhere, pick him up the wrong food. I’m taking all day super bitchy stuff, then he gets to hate fuck me when we get home. He’ll remind me of everything I did and punish me for it all the while calling me dirty names. And I’ll keep saying I’m sorry but it won’t matter because he knows I’m just a brat.

4.

I think I have a heat fetish? Is this a thing? Like when I’m in the shower I turn the heat up, not to scalding, but pretty damn hot and bend over so the water hits my clit. I also really like rubbing really hot wash cloths over my pussy. And seat warmers are great, a bit distracting while driving.

5.

He knows how much I’m into being tied up/spanked/etc. He doesn’t know about how much I want to tie him up in elaborate rope bondage or a leather harness, spank his ass red, and ride his face into the sunset while he calls me “ma’am.”

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.