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These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish

6.

I’d like to make some herbal teal, sit in separate over-sized chairs and discuss our feelings. And later, we can just hold each other until we fall asleep.

7.

I’ve never admitted to anyone I just want my hair stroked sometimes. Kinda like brushing hair too, but whenever I’ve tried going down that path girls get upset because i’m obviously hopeless at it and end up pulling it too much. Quite often they find their hair in their face annoying too.

8.

Let’s just say I wear sexier lingerie than she does

9.

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.

10.

It took a while to tell my former SO that I was into pegging. Turns out I didn’t have to. I got fucked anyway.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.