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These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish

16.

When she be having a baby I be plowing the butt with my strap on so I can watch her orgasm the baby out.

17.

I’ve briefly mentioned if before, but I want my SO to cum inside me so bad. I’m on birth control but the taboo against it makes it so much hotter and makes me want it even more. Also the idea of us being able to cum together is sexy too.

18.

I really want my wife to sit on my face, like kind of straddle my mouth with her knees on either side of my head, her facing the TV and playing video games while I go down on her. And have her just kind of be really casual about it all, like “yeah I’m playing video games while I get eaten out, this is what I do.”

19.

You know that scene from Daredevil, season 2? The flashback scene that shows him with electra in the boxing ring. They fight for a little while then have sex. That. Just that.

20.

She knows about the cat ears and maid outfit, but she doesn’t understand that I want to wear them.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.