Social media is f*cking crazy, y’all. When Myspace and Facebook first hit the scene, kids flocked to the sites because we wanted to share our emo feely feels and stalk our crushes and post dumb photos of our pets. It all seemed innocent enough. Fast forward 15 years or so, and social media has taken over the world. It’s now how we get our news while having the ability to sway political elections, it gives us the (false) confidence to talk sh*t to strangers we’ve never met on the internet, and we’re still stalking our crushes and posting dumb photos of our pets. Some things never change.
The generation of emo Myspace kids grew up into social media addicted zombies with our heads forever in our iPhones swiping, sliding into DMs, and double tapping like it’s going out of business. And it seems like the kids with Instagrams and Facebooks and Snapchats are getting younger by the minute. Maybe I think it’s crazy because I grew up in a time both with and without the internet, but kids these days are posting some pretty crazy sh*t for their parents (and all of the world) to see. And it turns out — they’re not very good at clearing their browsing history.
Maybe you found out that your 12 year old son has been posting ridiculous Instagram posts with captions like “F*ckbois gonna f*ck.” Or maybe you’ve come to realize just how weird and horny your preteens are. I mean, we all know kids going through puberty are horny little weasels, but when you hop on the family computer and see that they’ve been searching for lactation anime porn, it’s safe to say that social media and the internet have opened up a whole new foray into dirty, inquisitive, and horny search histories.