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These Parents Found The Most Insane Things On Their Kid’s Social Media

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Not social media but once caught both of my nieces playing an animated game online where the objective was to spank a cartoon butt with a paddle. Every time they’d “swing the paddle” at the butt, it would emit the sound of a woman moaning. They couldn’t understand why the game was inappropriate and were laughing hysterically while playing.

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My 7-year-old nephew is obsessed with the Canadian pop band “The Barenaked Ladies” which as you can imagine has led to my sister shouting, “I TOLD YOU, YOU CAN’T GOOGLE THAT!!!” many times. My favorite story related to this though, is when his school teacher got married, all the kids in the class were assigned to write her a piece of marriage advice. My nephew wrote, “Have Barenaked Ladies at your wedding!” My sister made a pre-emptive call to the teacher’s assistant on that one. “Please make sure she knows it’s a band! face palm.”

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When he was little, my brother once wanted to help us find a cool new purse to order for my mom’s birthday. He image searched “fun bags,” and my parents had to answer a LOT of questions.

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My 15-year old step bro-in-law used my wife’s laptop while he was visiting the house and forgot to clear the history. His google searches included: girls pussing, hot puss, pussy willows, boobs and pussing, pussing sex. Hmmm, now that I type this out I am wondering if he was just misspelling ‘pissing.’ That would make a little sense, albeit not comforting.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.