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My son has severe CP. Although I love him dearly, I would 110% prefer to be childless, for both my sake and his. I’ve never thought of him as a “blessing”, and I’ve definitely never said that to anyone, but I am quite blunt about things and don’t sugar coat for anyone. He is also still quite young (under 5) so that may change as he gets older and has slightly more independence, but right now he still requires as much time as a 1yr old and it is exhausting.

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I am, and have been, a paraplegic since I was 8 years old. And I can answer this. I’m a T-11, T-12 paraplegic, with absolutely no sensation in my penis, however if I sit on my balls I’m gonna cry. Weird situation and makes getting int he shower sometimes have a certain russian roulette feel to it, but on to the sex talk! My wife and I have incredible sex. Like, absolutely incredible sex. I think a lot of it comes from knowing each other so well, though. I’d had sex a few times before her, and was extremely inexperienced, that it was pretty terrible for all involved. But being with her for so long now, everything’s changed. I’ll try to make a few bullet points here and see if that helps my natural tendency to ramble like a fucking ape. How do you have sex? Answer: Pretty much every way that doesn’t include my junk. Oral, mostly, and I’m damn good at it now. I can usually get her off in just a few minutes, and because I don’t need to “recharge” and my stamina is great, I can keep that up as long as she can handle it. Fucking amazing. What do you get from it? Answer: Everything. I’m sure if you’ve ever seen this question come up, someone who’s in a similar situation will say “I get off when she gets off”, and that’s partially true. I mean, I find it insanely hot when she does, and I love it and it makes me all warm and fuzzy, and it does feel great. But the real pleasure is that she made it her mission to find every part of my body that’s sensitive, and find ways to actually get me off. I’m pretty sure it has to do with having no sensation in my legs, but several areas are just crazy sensitive for me. For example, my neck. She can make amazing things happen with that. How can you actually know you’re getting off, if you’ve never experienced a ejaculatory orgasm? Answer: I can’t. No argument there, and I know in school every single dude would let me know how quickly he would shoot himself if he was in my situation because there’s just nothing else in the world like it. And that last part is what’s important to me. I’ve never felt anything in the world as great and powerful feeling as the sensation when I get off, so I’m going to assume it’s at least similar, and if not, I still wouldn’t trade it for the world. It’s an indescribable feeling.

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I’m 360lbs and my husband is over 300lbs, and we do it doggy style easily enough. We can do it missionary, but I have big thighs so I have to prop my legs on his shoulders. As for hand and mouth stuff, it’s easy to do if the person receiving is laying down. I think for a lot of obese couples, stamina and flexibility can be an issue, but we don’t have those problems. Practice makes perfect and yoga doesn’t hurt.

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If I recall correctly they fold the tp and feel if it sticks together.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.