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20 Things Sinners Are Buying On The Internet This Week

Each week we do a deep dive to figure out what the Internet’s heathens are buying to cram in their various holes. Set that browser to incognito, because here’s what we’ve got this week.

20. This all-in-one vibrating dildo with thrusting, vibration, and even a heat setting for the real deal.

Amazon

Glowing Review:

What can I say besides WOW! I have been looking at similar toys for a while and finally decided to take the jump with thos one and and I couldn’t be more satisfied. (Wink wink) This is not only super easy to use but come ready to go right out of the box. The suction mount it s easy to use and strong… talking about strong, this bad boy gets the job done. It warms up, IT WARMS UP! The size is perfect. Honestly i am incredibly happy with my purchase and you cannot beat the price.

Kbedford

Get it on Amazon for $60.99.

 

19. This 11-setting, waterproof, luxury clit stimulator that will take you to a “land of multiple orgasms.”

Amazon

Glowing Review:

Out of the four Satisfyer models I own, this is my absolute favorite! I own the Pro Deluxe, Pro plus vibration and Pro 4 couples. They all are good and have their own merits but this is just so functional for me. Of all four models this is the smallest however its just as powerful. It has its own case helping prevent accidental turn on. I love how easy this is for me to hold, I also like the button placement it’s very easy to change intensity even in use. Due to the tiny size it also works well during penetration as long as you don’t mind holding it during use. the magnetic charging is fairly quick and easy. All rechargeable Satisfyer models use the same charging system and cable making it compatible with any toy. The one con is out of the four models I own this can be the most finicky to charge due to the shape of the case, it helps to make sure you have a good connection on a flat surface where to toy is unlikely to be bumped. If you’ve never owned an air pressure stimulator the sensation is devine and feels like a slight suction, with gentle pulsing directing waves to the clitoris. Kind of like intense oral but not. It’s very hard to describe exactly. Before I bought my first one I can honestly say I had never felt ANYTHING quite like it. The orgasms I experience from the Satisfyers are deep, throbbing, intense, full body type of orgasm. For the most part I don’t last too long with this type of simulation and I can be very hard to please so to speak. I’ve purchased a couple now from Webwellness and can say honestly I have all confidence this is a real Satisfyer and not a knock off. The toys also came very discreetly packaged and both models are in perfect working order, safety seals on both the top and bottom of the box.

-Reviews 4 U

Get it on Amazon for $39.95.

18. This premium, bullet-sized, wireless massager with a wireless remote to make your life just like 50 Shades of Grey.

Lelo

Glowing Review:

Perfect for solo play, or crank up the intensity and eroticism and use it as a couple – this toy can do it all. It’s discreet, powerful, but oh-so quiet, and it looks beautiful, too.

-Laura

Get it on Lelo for $159.00.

17. This rechargeable, “mini” g-spot vibrator to stimulate your internal pleasure points.

Love Honey

Glowing Review:

“Extremely powerful. The lowest setting is similar to some toys’ highest settings, which is fantastic and mind-blowing. I was completely surprised with the variation settings on this. I usually do not find them of any use to me due to them not being powerful enough or stopping at the wrong time. This was not the case with any of the variation settings on this toy and I have actually found myself opting for these rather than the continuous ones, which is unheard of for me, as no other toy I own has ever got me to do this. They are fast also, so no sudden stopping at the wrong time. They are also as powerful as the continuous modes. Noise-wise, it is not the quietest toy I own but it is not the loudest either. Nothing a duvet and some music cannot tone out. The best part of this toy, though, has to be the ridges: It is double sided — ridges on the front and smooth on the back. The ridges add a whole other element of play. They caress every inch, producing rather intense and out-of-this-world results time and time again.”

NectarForTheGoddesses

Get it on Love Honey for $89.99.

16. This vibrator necklace just in case you need to get that O on the go.

Amazon

Glowing Review:

“This vibrating necklace looks super cute with almost every outfit, from slinky dresses to hoodies. The battery on these necklaces last almost forever which is great. Crave products are built to last and of the highest quality. I highly recommend.”

Anonymous

Get it on Amazon for $69.00.

15. These sexy lace black panties that have a secret compartment to hold your vibrator all night long–let your partner keep the remote for maximum fun.

Adam and Eve

Glowing Review:

“This was absolutely worth how much money it is. It’s incredible. Even my fiancé loves it, maybe even more than I do. It’s easy to use, comfortable, and even the underwear fit me (a little bit snug but I expected that.) I’m like a size 10-13 dress and I usually wear size 7 underwear so there’s a comparison — even if the underwear don’t fit you can just slip it in any other underwear, too. The club mode is really cool. I didn’t really expect it to work but it really does. We haven’t really used it other than just seeing if it worked, but it would be fun. Especially in a movie theater. It is loud, but not any more than a vibrating phone. In most places you don’t have to worry. Nobody would know what it was anyway.”

—Anonymous

Get it on Adam and Eve for $89.95.

14. This mini buttplug with 10 functions that you can take on the go discretely and still have tons of fun.

Love Honey

Glowing Review:

“So, after a while (and a distant past failed attempt), the wife and I have been experimenting with anal play. This is an amazing introductory toy. The vibrations are strong and really turn her on, the toy is well made and easy to clean. Those who are worried or anxious but want to experiment, this is quite a small toy and slips in easily with some good lubricant. To be honest, we are looking forward to buying the next size up!”

Bl*nder

Get it on Love Honey for $24.99.

13. This bullet vibrator that’s sleek and waterproof for that special shower-time fun.

Love Honey

Glowing Review:

“I have a ridiculously extensive collection of sex toys, from cheaper right the way through to fancy expensive ones. None of them match up to this simple bullet. It’s the one I always return to, and the one that I am guaranteed to orgasm with. It’s powerful and the vibrations are concentrated in the right spot. I never have a night away from home without taking it with me, and it’s a rare day where it doesn’t get at least one use.”

LaVolonte

Get it on Love Honey for $16.99.

12. This vibrating cock-ring that’s waterproof and guaranteed pleasure for men and women combined.

Amazon

Glowing Review:

“The packaging was discreet. I pulled the ring out and showed it to my husband joking around about how it looked small. It stretches… and he needs it to because he is on the gigantic side below deck. So I had never used a cock ring shaped like this. I have a few with a horizontal bullet; this is my first time using a vertical one. I don’t see myself ever going back to horizontal. This bullet hit the perfect spot every time. I did not need to move or readjust and neither did he. Who likes having to stop in the middle of things? My husband is good at what he does, I had no complaints. This toy, however, upped the yowzer factor by a megaton. We were both left shaky and blissful. The strength is amazing for such a small little toy.”

Cassie Lewis

Get it no Amazon for $25.96,

11. This wearable remote control vibrator you can wear out and discreetly get off all in one.

Amazon

Glowing Review:

When I saw this I immediately thought it looked like something we would enjoy trying out together, I was right!
The panty vibe is extremely quiet but yet surprisingly powerful for such a discreet, small toy. This is a great way for us to enjoy a toy together. He loves being able to control the remote while I wear it and without going into to graphic details it gets the job done fantastic!
This is very comfortable and quiet. Used it while I was out to dinner with my husband and he loved that he could have the remote in his pocket and change it when he felt like. Nobody would know that I had it as it was very quiet.

I really recommend this for couples looking for a way to enjoy a toy together!

Lauren

Get it on Amazon for $26.69.

10. This mini wand that will fit essentially anywhere–even for travel–and will get you done in no time.

Adam and Eve

Glowing Review:

“I’ve only used it once so far but I’m so in love with it! First off, it’s so little and cute but so powerful! Can’t wait to use it more.”

—Anonymous

Get it on Adam and Eve for $34.95.