1.
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲ house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
don’t ever leave the house
but
still would like to be invited
to leave the house
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕— josh (@yunginstitution) June 23, 2018
2.
me running away from all my problems pic.twitter.com/QmLXim1xaE
— meeuh (@MiaPulido04) June 27, 2018
3.
dude at pacsun asked for my number while i was cashing out and i was like oh sorry i’m not really interested hahah and this man looks at me and goes “i meant for the rewards program…” why am i the dumbest human being alive
— xine (@xineliza) June 27, 2018
4.
I took an uber alone at 2am and when I got out my uber driver was like “have fun, get that dick!” and I said “hell yes thank you!!” because I didn’t have the heart to tell her I was being dropped at my moms house cause we have to wake up early to celebrate my dogs birthday
— k8e (@kpfeffss) June 22, 2018
5.
Dietary fact: if you drink a gallon of water a day, you won’t have time to be in anyone’s business because you’ll be too busy peeing. Stay hydrated. pic.twitter.com/3sVX4YG0hy
— queen (@TheQueenBLifee) June 25, 2018
6.
In 8th grade we had to turn in a weekly journal and the day after I turned in one about the kid I had a crush on in class my teacher redid the seating chart and put us next to each other real wing woman work
— kelly krajewski (@kellykrajewski) June 20, 2018
7.
me at 14: can’t wait to travel the whole world once i’m earning my own money
me now: mustn’t forget that tupperware at work, it’s my only one
— Scott Dodds (@itsBOMBARDIER) June 22, 2018
8.
Mom: If I have 8 apples and eat 3 how many do i have left
Me: 7
Mom: IF I HAVE 8 APPLES…. pic.twitter.com/OWvZQ2jSDg— [finesse] (@1yungjavion) June 22, 2018
9.
WHY IS MY SISTER LIKE THIS?!? ?????? pic.twitter.com/hcQnBayQej
— Dionne (@D_Thugggin) June 22, 2018