There are some things in life that are so universally true, we wish we could print them out and wear them across our chest. Unfortunately, we’re not all talented fashion designers–or have enough money to spend on custom t-shirts online.
Instead, we’ll settle for tweet lists we can endlessly retweet onto our timeline to look like we’re super #cool and #trendy.
mozzarella sticks that aren’t hot enough will really ruin your mood
— 🗡 (@taylahtaye) August 4, 2018
I love how millennials are associated with avocado toast and selfies instead of the fact that we all constantly joke about wanting to die
— Leah Williams 🔜 Flame Con (@mymonsterischic) July 27, 2018
Anyone who believes in massive global conspiracies has clearly never tried to plan a dinner with more than like three people
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) August 1, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
— Jaime Lynne (@Jaimelynne7786) July 22, 2018
god knew i would be too powerful if i could do math
— gina lara (@ginapple_) July 23, 2018
once i buy an overpriced planner for the school year that will help me pretend i have my life together for only about a month, its over for you hoes
— Taylor Myers. (@taylorpaigeeee_) July 30, 2018
when you ask how a white person is doing and they say "livin the dream" thats code for "every morning i wake up wishing i was dead"
— abe broman (@penis_hernandez) July 30, 2018
if I ever make a joint account with someone know I am in the sunken place and please get me out
— giulia (@jmashh_) July 30, 2018
do you mean bf like best friend or boyfriend or bread festival
— online printer (@hellohappy_time) July 28, 2018
I missed the boat on a summer bod but it's okay cause my "looks decent in leggings and a mens' flannel while holding a cider mill donut" bod is READY TO GO, FRIENDS
— Kate (@yergirlkate) July 29, 2018