in humor This Is What Would Happen If Stoners Made Up The Names For Things 4. Wouldn’t ‘hand socks’ be more appropriate? Image via Diply 5. Delicious, but deadly. Image via Pop Hangover 6. Anyone else feeling a little germophobic right now? Image via Diply Page 2 of 5Previous 12345Next Written by Mary McCaw Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.