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This Is What Would Happen If Stoners Made Up The Names For Things

4. Wouldn’t ‘hand socks’ be more appropriate?

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5. Delicious, but deadly.

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6. Anyone else feeling a little germophobic right now?

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.