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Woman Engaged To A Ghost Wants Kids, But Is Afraid Of Scaring Him Off

Amethyst Realm when viral in late 2017 after saying she’d given up on dating men so she could exclusively date and “have sex” with ghosts. Naturally, this spoke to a lot of people. It sometimes seems like we’re all dating ghosts, because no one texts us back. Why not just cut to the chase? When he disappears you can say he crossed over and move on with your life.

Realm also gave a very engaging interview on the subject to U.K. show This Morning, where she explained she’d been dumped by her fiancé after he caught her in bed with one of her ghost lovers. There are so many twists and turns in this woman’s story, which is what makes it so good. She doesn’t just have sex with ghosts, she carries on torrid affairs with them.

According to Realm, her first ghost lover approached her in her house many times, until her curiosity was peaked. She dressed up in a negligee, sat on her bed, and waited. The ghost appeared, one thing led to another, and soon she was having an otherworldly experience. If you’re wondering, yes, you can have an orgasm via poltergeist. At least, Realm can, which may be the appeal of sleeping with an armful of mist.

This inspirational woman has a new announcement. After going through more than 20 ghost lovers, she’s found the ghost she wants to settle down with. In an interview with New Idea, Realm said her ghost fiancé is from Australia. Australians are always on holiday, so that makes total sense to me. They met while Realm was visiting, and enjoying nature without expectations of ghost sex.

“One day, while I was walking through the bush, enjoying nature, I suddenly felt this incredible energy. I knew a new lover had arrived,” she said. Realm isn’t entirely certain of the ghost’s gender, but that does seem immaterial. Her ghoul returned home with her to Bristol six months later, and things are very serious. They’re considering kids.

“I know that sounds crazy but I’ve been looking into it and I don’t think it’s totally out of the question,” she explained.

As in the interview above, Realm doesn’t have any hard answers about what a ghost baby actually is or where exactly she’s accumulating this “research.” But she is a self-styled spiritual guide, so maybe you change the baby’s diapers in another plane of existence? That would certainly make clean up easier.

Scientists have suggested that Realm is actually experiencing sleep paralysis, not true love, but she insists that she’s had sexual relations while walking around her house and definitely awake. Honestly, best of luck to Realm in all her endeavors. There are plenty of people out there who would be better off if they ditched their partners and settled down with a presence who never hogs the remote.