This Woman Is So Obsessed With Having ‘The Largest Ass In Human History’ She Eats 15 Jars Of Nutella Every Month

Growing up, my mom had a magnet on our refrigerator that said: “One day, big butts will be in style.” Thanks to Sir Mix A lot and Kim Kardashian, it seems as though my mom’s hopes and dreams have finally come true.
It’s no secret that having a big butt is goals for a lot of women. That’s why Kim Kardashian and her clan of sister-friends are constantly flexing theirs on the ‘gram. But, there are women who strive–pretty damn hard–to gain that tailfeather they believe guys want. While the majority of women slave in the gym all day long working on squats, lunges, and stairmasters–there are those that find some other, unique ways to grow a booty overtime.

Cue 24-year-old Natasha Crown, who is pretty obsessed with achieving the world’s largest ass.

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The Swedish model apparently has a backside that currently measures a solid 80-inches. In retrospect, the average woman’s booty measures anywhere from 27-34 inches. How does she do it you may ask. Well, don’t worry folks, I’m here to tell you just how this blonde bombshell gets her apple-bottom to stay so plump.

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The 24-year-old told The Sun that she’s gone under the knife quite a few times–however, her plump posterior has a lot to do with the “high caloric diet” she’s on. Crown says her diet mainly consists of carbs–like pizza and pasta (same, girl) and a whopping 15 jars of Nutella per month. Hold up–what?

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In order to gain, many fitspo junkies know that you need to up on those calories–especialyl when you’re working out. But, the majority of people I know will up their calories with, oh I don’t know, protein. Not sugar, sugar, and more sugar. In case you’re not aware of what a single jar of Nutella contains–let me enlighten you, friends.

That’s about half of the “ingredients” it takes to give Nutella that hazelnut flavor, and half a jar of sugar. Pure sugar. White, grainy, fattening, calory-clogging sugar. And, she doesn’t just eat a few jars–she eats 15 f**king jars a month. I’m sorry but I’m crawling out of my skin at the very thought of having that much sugar in my body at one time.

But, don’t you worry, y’all–Crown goes to the gym and “works off” that sugar. Phew, thank God for that. The next time you start to feel bad about that sleeve of Oreo’s you ate on your period, or the cheat day you had where you grabbed yourself some Twizzlers–just remember, no matter what you eat, it’ll never equate to 15 jars of Nutella.

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