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Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile

21.

“No drama or liars!” “My kid comes first. You don’t like that, tough.” So hostile.

22.

About me: “Just ask.” Likes: “Idk, lots of stuff lol.” Either that, or “I’m a true gentleman just looking for a real lady.” Self-proclaimed gentleman are usually damaged, doormats, or wish reality was like TV-1950s. But the worst – the actual worst – only reveal themselves after you start messaging. The ones who make you carry the whole conversation. They never ask questions, even when they were the ones who initiated, and they give one-sentence answers. The worst.

23.

“That’s not my dog.” Disappointment in one sentence.

24.

“Looking for my queen.” Fuck off with that.

25.

There’s a question box you can check on OKCupid that says there are scenarios in which someone could be OWED sex. Anyone checks it, immediate no.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.