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Women Confess The Weirdest Things Men Wanted From Them

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A guy on a dating site once offered me 10k to take the train down from Boston to New Jersey, strap on stilettos, and squash bugs in his backyard. He was very careful to say he wanted nothing sexual and I was welcome to bring whoever I needed to in order to feel safe, and to this day I wonder if I should have taken him up on it…my school loans would have appreciated it.

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When I was 15 I was walking around this outdoor mall with open toe wedge sandles on. This guy that looked to be in his mid 40s stopped me and asked to take a picture of my feet. I didn’t know what to say and just stood there looking at the dude. He squatted down and sort of cradled the top part of my foot where it meets the ankle. He then asked to suck on my “precious” toes. That freaked me out enough that I screamed and he got up and ran away.

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To wear a pair of stilettos while standing on his balls. I refused because I was afraid that would send him to the ER.

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A guy who looked to be in his 20s asked me for a picture of my hand, and I sent him one just because… it’s a hand. What’s he gonna do? He replied in frustration, “No, palm side up without polish.” I had nail polish on, so he stopped talking to me altogether.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.