31. ;(
Halfway through our date, I had to take her to put her dog down… #worstfirstdate
— Chad Finley (@S1RChadwick) June 3, 2016
32. As Capote would say, “That’s not writing, it’s typing.”
https://twitter.com/kerryp_/status/738491964199292928
33. At least he didn’t make a tiny rug out of his dead cat?
https://twitter.com/djinnsing/status/738414927765983232