These 38 First Dates Were The Absolute WORST – And We Can’t Stop Laughing

31. ;(

 

32. As Capote would say, “That’s not writing, it’s typing.”

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33. At least he didn’t make a tiny rug out of his dead cat?

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Written by Mary McCaw

Mary is a freelance writer and editor. She's based in San Francisco, but lately, home is wherever her suitcase is. If you really are what you eat, she is at least 50% pizza.