Dinner plans: $20— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) August 4, 2015
Night at the bar: $30
Canceling all the above plans before they ever happen: priceless
I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope.— Marly (@VerbsRProudest) October 3, 2014
FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) February 10, 2016
ME: generic excuse
FRIEND: did u just say "generic excuse"