15 Lines Girls NEVER Want to Hear at the Bar

7. I’ve only thrown up once so far tonight.

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And your usual record is..?

 

8. I don’t believe in tipping.

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And I don’t believe in continuing this conversation. To each his (or her) own.

 

9. I think groping someone in a bar is a totally okay way to pick up a woman.

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Do people even say this??? I mean, they definitely do it, but…

Written by Brittany Shulman

Brittany is a New Jersey native living in Austin, Texas. She loves dogs, bad reality television, and politics.