7. Freedom Glider (n.)
A flying avian coveted by the United States for its patriotic gaze and Donald Trump-esque hairstyle.
“Fuck yeah I’m wearing a shirt with a Freedom Glider while driving my Freedom Glider-painted pickup truck and sporting my Freedom Glider sunglasses. I love America!”
8. Fluffy Milk Horse (n.)
A farm animal coated in thick, shiny hair that is oft used to produce milk for humans.
“You’re going to have to take Bessie back to the groomers if she has any chance of competing in this year’s Fluffy Milk Horse competition at the county fair.”
9. Formal Chicken (n.)
A tuxedo-clad avian that can only fly underwater.
“Did you see that movie about the formal chicken that could tap dance? No, Gladys, of course they can’t actually sing in real life.”
