18+ Teachers and Students Share the Most Sarcastic Responses They’ve Ever Heard at School

15. Play it cool and be like this kid

Let me point out that I’m female since people will assume I’m a guy. I taught in an inner city school. We were talking about prime numbers so I would have kids give me a number and we’d work out if the number was a prime number on the board. One kid wasn’t paying attention so me being a young teacher I thought I’d catch him off guard and call on him. It went something along the lines of,

“Marc, do you have a number?”

“Huh”

“I need your number.”

“Play it cool, girl. We can talk after class.”

The whole room lost it and I turned red from embarrassment. They then laughed at how red I got.

16. Science can be fun! (Sometimes)

Our teacher was teaching us about the States of Matter, solid, liquid, and gas.

He was talking about how a solid you can break into littler pieces, but how you can’t do the same to liquids or gases! So I blurt out, “But you can break wind.”

I still talk to that teacher and he says that was the best part of his teaching career. This was in 6th grade.