There comes a moment in every woman’s life where they meet a man who truly has them hooked. While some women are into a guy based on looks, and others based on personality–there are some women who are attached to a guy due to how good they throw down in the bedroom.
A guy could be a complete and total jerkoff, treat a woman like garbage, and probably cheat on them too–but, if they’re doing it right with what God gave them…some women just can’t walk away. We call this when a woman gets “dickmatized.” It’s pretty self-explanatory.
How does a woman realize they have been completely dickmatized by a man, you ask? Well, thanks to Twitter user @Hey_Candis, we now know the exact moment some women stopped and realized they were.
Ladies, what was the thing that made you sit back and say to yourself “Oh bitch, we might be dickmatized!”
— Dreka Gates (@Hey_Candis) August 16, 2018
Heads up ladies, things are about to get crazy.
When his girl threatened to kill me if I didn’t leave him alone and I gave her my address https://t.co/FOWLpyRfsM
— Devil In a New Dress 🧞♀️ (@LustKittenLis) August 18, 2018
He cheated on me with a Bitch who though it would be cute to send me a boomerang on Instagram of them in his bed together, so I screenshotted it and sent it to her baby daddy (she was cheating on him) with my mans address https://t.co/twXOGLBz07
— Vag of Honor🦄 (@Oohshestressful) August 18, 2018
When he went to Miami with his friends and one day I called and he wasn’t picking up so I flew out there to see what he was up to. Ended up staying out there for the rest of his trip. Lost my job. I was 21
— Kya 🌻 (@kyaaaa_d) August 17, 2018
He went to prison so I fast tracked my degree program and became his correctional counselor so that I could make sure he wasn’t seeing no one else.
— SoMe! 👏🏾 (@sonayia) August 18, 2018
Got him some shoes, got his oil changed, and picked up some juice on the way home… pic.twitter.com/ePatTyjmMK
— sorceress (@tylerayeee) August 18, 2018
When I put my email in his Send & Receive in his iMessage & seen every text he sent & received for a week 😅 https://t.co/w4H0whv1zI
— queen b. (@esslashawne_) August 18, 2018
Got a tattoo of his name on my lower back. Thank God we got married. I was trippin
— the Black Sailor Moon (@Chocolate_gypsi) August 18, 2018
when I took his ass back after he blacked my eye 😂😂 , spent all my money , fucked me over , killed my dog , & crashed my car . https://t.co/O4qg77PMQs
— Nick Name is Nicki . 🧚🏾♂️ (@cammyakafinesse) August 18, 2018
Bitch I drove past his house multiple times while he was outside, just to cuss him out for not calling me back. I had to get my life. I started to feel like a pressed heterosexual. Cut him off😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/yjjVb3WYkG
— Zae. (@Herlipsreal) August 16, 2018
i wrote, arranged, and recorded a whole song and the opening lyrics were “my feet are sore, my legs are sore, my thighs are sore but my pussy wants more” https://t.co/FASJIlkPZK
— tumn’s titty emporium (@phlbambi) August 19, 2018