10. He’s/She’s nice.
… Buuuuuut they’re not good looking at all. And they have no personality. Basically, the meanest, most passive-aggressive compliment known to all mankind.
11. I need to go out.
I need to go out, dance with my girlfriends, and drink so much tequila that no one can judge me for fucking a random stranger at the end of the night. Because that is definitely happening/the not-so-secret purpose of this entire night out.
12. So sorry – just seeing this now!
Yeah, I saw your text. I just didn’t want to respond. Take the freakin' hint.
