15 Things All Girls Say – And What They Really Mean

10. He’s/She’s nice.

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… Buuuuuut they’re not good looking at all. And they have no personality. Basically, the meanest, most passive-aggressive compliment known to all mankind.

 

11. I need to go out.

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I need to go out, dance with my girlfriends, and drink so much tequila that no one can judge me for fucking a random stranger at the end of the night. Because that is definitely happening/the not-so-secret purpose of this entire night out.

 

12. So sorry – just seeing this now!

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Yeah, I saw your text. I just didn’t want to respond. Take the freakin’ hint.

Written by Brittany Shulman

Brittany is a New Jersey native living in Austin, Texas. She loves dogs, bad reality television, and politics.