9. This phenomenal yoga mat that would, ahem, like to know where the wine is.
Seriously, where is it? Yoga without wine is like…just yoga.
Get it on ModCloth for $24.99
8. A life-saving throw pillow that should really just be carried around at all times.
For the love of god, no more d*ck pics!
Get it on LookHuman for $32.99
7. This cheeky oven mitt that assures your guests something interesting is on the menu tonight.
Cross your fingers and pop some Pepto, folks.
Get it on ModCloth for $15.00
6. These wonderfully blunt socks that will politely tell off the haters.
You don’t see me turning into guac.
Get it on LookHuman for $12.99
5. This hilarious blanket that has your priorities in order.
And fries before guys.
Get it on LookHuman for $49.99
4. A book lover’s tote bag that makes an excellent point.
Finally, a campaign I can get behind.
Get it on Etsy for $18.00
3. This beach towel that kindly requests you leave the drama at home.
Ain’t nobody got time for your sass, Carol.
Get it on LookHuman for $44.99
2. A throw rug that encourages a clothing-optional household.
*takes off dog’s collar* Nakey time!
Get it on Society6 for $34.99
1. This shot glass that definitely isn’t sorry for what happens next.
Sorry, not sorry.
Get it on Urban Outfitters for $4.00
Read it and weep.
