7. When your biggest fears about navigating the dating scene all take place in the digital world.
SMH, 30 years ago your parents only had to worry about if the other person was going to call back.
These days, you have to deal with being ghosted, catfished, doxxed, or having your nudes leaked. Plus the age-old ‘is my blind date a psychopath’ stuff.
8. You basically work part time as an IT guy… fixing your parents’ stuff.
You should really be getting paid for this shit.
9. When your mom’s new worst fear is that you’ll become a “sugar baby”.
She read ONE news article about how getting a sugar daddy is the hot new trend for young women to pay their way through college, and suddenly you’re Julia Roberts in Pretty woman.
…Not that you don’t secretly think it’s a brilliant beyond brilliant idea. Those student loans aren’t gonna pay themselves… (and how the hell are you supposed to pay them on your shitty salary?)
