13. Older people blame everything that’s bad about technology on you.
Sure, we grew up with technology. But we didn’t create it. (Ahem, that was you, olds). And we’re certainly not a bunch of evil masterminds who put smartphones in every set of hands just to slowly drain the will to live out of the entire human race.
14. You long for the days before you had to separate Facebook friends by age and political views so that you could filter who sees anything moderately controversial.
It’s a pain in the ass, but honestly, do you really want to risk an interaction between your 95 year old grandma (who’s a bit, ah, out of touch, to put it nicely) and your fast-talking, liberal New York friends?
15. You’re totally comfortable riding in strangers’ cars, eating food delivered to you by strangers, and letting strangers into your home to clean and take care of your pets while you’re away…
…But only if there’s an app for it.
