Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.
Do your grandparents or parents ever tell you stories from back in the day? If they do, they’re usually along the lines of “this is how I met your grandpa” or “this is how I proposed to your mom.” You don’t really expect to hear stories about their exes, let alone people they’ve banged. But […] More
For the most part, sex is awesome. It’s either incredible or just okay, but rarely is it ever god awful and the worst thing you’ve ever experienced. Well, there is going to be that one time (or more) in your life when the sex was so horrible, that thinking about it makes you cringe and […] More
Ahhh, orgasms. They are the greatest thing in the world. Best way to achieve one? Through masturbation, of course! You know your body better than anyone, so it’s no surprise that the best orgasms come from playing with yourself. Ladies have tested a lot of different methods from the dawn of time, and most have […] More
You hear the horror stories: you make one fatal mistake and the result is the death of someone you love. Something as simple as under-cooking food can lead to the death of another person, and we rarely even fathom that possibility. The following 29 stories are tales of people that have killed someone. Some were intentional, […] More
If you love to party, then Saint Patrick’s Day must be one of your favorite holidays. And why wouldn’t it be? You get to wear green, drink to excess, and listen to dope AF music. Saint Patty’s Day is the one day of the year we honor our Irish brethren. But in all reality most […] More
The Kardashian/Jenner clan is famous for a variety of reasons. They entertain us on Keeping Up, they inspire us with their epic style and work ethic, and they motivate us to be the best and healthiest versions of ourselves. These women didn’t just wake up with perfect bodies, they constantly work hard to maintain their […] More
“A cat is a friend with fur. A cat is a pillow that hugs you back. Cats are the croutons on the salad of life. A cat is an angel that poops in a box.” Cats are adorable and make awesome, pretty low-maintenance pets. People that have cats love them to death, and treat their […] More
People do the darndest things in the name of sex and curiosity. Women stick things up their vaginas to get off, and young girls stick things up their vaginas because they’re just curious and don’t know what they’re doing. Sure, we’ve heard of cucumbers and vibrating toothbrushes, but some people stick weird AF things up […] More
We’ve all been there. You’re hard-core gettin’ your bang on and that ish gets wet n’ wild. Then, suddenly, that D slips into that B and you’re just like “WRONG HOLE”. Sure, on the reg, that blessed B isn’t “wrong” (if the booty is wrong, I don’t wanna be right). But when your goal is […] More
If you don’t binge eat when you’re drunk, you’re failing at life. Binge eating is always fun, but drunk or high, it’s just the most satisfying thing in the world. I’d venture to say, at times, better than sex. But we are all guilty of the numerous drunk eating faux pas. You pass out somewhere […] More
When you think prostitute, you’re probably solely thinking of them as a sex worker. Someone that gets paid to bang, and do nothing else. They’re in, they’re out, bada bing, bada boom. But then you remember Pretty Woman, and you’re like, he paid her more for the company than the actual banging, right? Do people […] More
Old people are the greatest. They are wise and adorable and you just want to sit around and learn from them and soak up all that you can. Well, not all old people are the same. Some of them don’t act the way they are traditionally “supposed” to act, and definitely don’t act their age. […] More
