Texts From Last Night is a regularly updated blog featuring funny lists, trending stories and re-posts of short text messages submitted by its users.
In a deleted Instagram post late Tuesday, rapper 50 Cent made fun of Terry Crews for being a victim of sexual assault. He used the eye emoji to caption a meme that linked sexual assault to a lack of masculinity, and even dropped his signature IG catchphrase, “get the strap.” After more than 126,000 likes but […] More
Anytime I get in my car to go somewhere, I spend 99% of my time wondering, “how do any of these people have a driver’s license?” More
In the immortal words of Blink-182, “work sucks, I know.” More
If you’ve been on Twitter in the past week or so, you may have noticed the term “big dick energy” circulating in your timeline. But what is big dick energy? What does it take to possess big dick energy? Well, to borrow from another great meme to explain this meme, one does not simply need a big […] More
People love to anticipate summer like it’s the best few months in the world, but in reality, all of the built up pressure for the summer puts us in a pretty disappointing situation. More
Getting engaged is a huge step in many people’s lives. More
If you missed the memo, the 2018 World Cup has officially begun in Russia. More
Tumblr is one of the more inclusive platforms (imho) because there are literally blogs dedicated to every single possible angle of every single possible relationship of every single possible movie or television show or comic book….aaaaaand you get the point. It is also one of the best places on the internet to find amazing, well-timed, […] More
If you’ve ever been a student in your life, you have most likely written your fair share of essays on boring and mundane topics for a passing grade. More
Does your bed store more clothes than your closet? Do you show up to work meetings with chocolate on your face? Do you look like you just stabbed someone to death every time you eat spaghetti? Then you’re in luck. You see, the slobs of the world have come together and invented incredible technologies to […] More
When you’re scrolling through celebrity Instagram accounts, it’s not often that you see their replies to fans’ comments on their photos. More
Any girls who have a larger-than-normal chest knows that it’s not all “fun and games and sexy selfies.” More
