Texts From Last Night is a regularly updated blog featuring funny lists, trending stories and re-posts of short text messages submitted by its users.
A recent survey conducted by Dr. Ed sought to answer the long-discussed matter of Penis Size. The good doctor surveyed thousands of men and women around the world to answer several critical questions: Does size matter? If so, to whom? Furthermore, how does the discussion around penis size affect male self-image? Here’s what Dr. Ed […] More
Twitter is a beautiful and magical place where, in 140 characters or less, women are changing the world. Ok fine, maybe not always “changing the world,” but definitely making solid jokes about our boobs. More
One of the most popular shows on TV/streaming services right now is hands-down The Handmaid’s Tale. The Hulu original starring Mad Men’s Elisabeth Moss has become a controversial, yet extraordinary series leaving viewers hooked. More
Alcohol is the third leading preventable cause of death in the United States, right behind tobacco and poor diet/physical inactivity. That means approximately 88,000 people die from alcohol-related deaths every year, the most dire and irreversible cases of the 14 million who abuse alcohol. 14 million alcoholic adults means that one in every 13 American adults […] More
While alcohol is a big part of maybe people’s lives, some people have to make the hard decision to quit booze forever. It’s true that everything is good in moderation, but, for many people, moderation just doesn’t exist. More
If you’ve ever been in a long-term relationship, chances are you’ve probably also been attracted to people outside of it. Unless you practice non-monogamy or polyamory, these feelings may have gave you pause. You probably felt confusion or guilt or shame about crushing on a coworker or your coffeeshop barista or a mutual friend. These […] More
On Tuesday, reports broke that singer and actress Demi Lovato was rushed to a Los Angeles hospital following a possible relapse. TMZ originally reported the story, claiming that Lovato was unconscious when officials arrived and revived her with Narcan, an emergency medication to reverse the effects of a narcotic overdose. More
It’s the end of an era for the Game of Thrones cast, which recently finished filming the series after nearly a decade together, and Maisie Williams has celebrated it with a tattoo fitting for Arya Stark. Williams, who has played the Stark daughter-turned-ruthless-assassin since the very beginning, followed in the footsteps of most of the Avengers and the Lord of the Rings cast by marking the end […] More
UPDATE: According to TMZ, “Lovato’s overdose came at the end of a party at her home that lasted all night, but when EMTs and police arrived to help her, the partygoers were nowhere in sight.” Sources told the publication that when first responders arrived at Lovato’s home, they were told there had been a party. […] More
If you thought working at Lindsay Lohan’s Grecian was all fun and games, think again, buster! It is actually Very Serious Work with a Very Serious Dress Code, one that will result in a (Very Serious) reprimand if broken. We know this, because two of employees at Lohan Beach House Rhodes (there is also a […] More
Growing up, my mom had a magnet on our refrigerator that said: “One day, big butts will be in style.” Thanks to Sir Mix A lot and Kim Kardashian, it seems as though my mom’s hopes and dreams have finally come true. More
Pop star Demi Lovato was rushed to a hospital after suffering a heroin overdose just one month after releasing a song called “Sober,” reports TMZ. The track revealed to fans that Lovato had broken her sobriety after nearly 6 years off alcohol, cocaine and Oxycontin. “Our sources say Demi was transported from a home in the Hollywood Hills […] More
