3. Literally, 55 gallons of lube.

Just guess how much it costs, please.
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2. These Goosh Pants in case your toilet poncho doesn’t work out.

What a time to be alive.
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1. This life-size hand that’s also a butt plug.
Mother of God.
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What in the actual?
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