29 Tweets You’ll Only Find Funny If You Have An Ex

Exes. We’ve all got ’em. And love them or hate them, it’s still fun to laugh about them. So, without further ado…

29.

today I saw my ex so I quickly picked up my phone & shouted HELLO, BEYONCE? BEYONCE FROM THE HIT MUSICAL GROUP DESTINY'S CHILD? then I ran

— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) October 29, 2013

28.

When breaking up with your first boyfriend/girlfriend, it helps to say "you'll always be the answer to my online banking security question."

— Danny Ricker (@dannyricker) September 30, 2011

27.

im your DJ for the night and this next one goes out to all my ex gfs: please help me what is my Netflix password i got logged out

— Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) May 27, 2015

26.

One time my ex was really mad at me after we broke things off & he sent me this & never talked to me again pic.twitter.com/275VRQZgHo

— Andy Rose (@AndyyRogers) July 24, 2017

25.

Order of acceptable breakup methods from worst to best:
Facebook
Text
Email
Call
In person
Written on a sheet cake

— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) June 25, 2015

24.

Oh great. My ex just walked into this restaurant where I'm sitting eating french fries alone. Sending this tweet so it looks like I'm busy.

— Brett Ryland (@brettryland) June 1, 2015

23.

I love restaurants with iPads I have all my receipts texted to my ex. Thats right Jen you missed out on a ton of pizza. hope the babies cool

— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) March 10, 2016

22.

I tried to swipe a crumb off my phone and accidentally liked all 240 pictures of my ex girlfriend’s trip to Maui with Roger

— vineyille (@vineyille) March 6, 2016

21.

*casually texts 'why do you deny heaven' to all my exes*

— tracy clayton-hanks (@brokeymcpoverty) April 24, 2016

20.

Sometimes relationships don't work out because of timing, but most of the time it's because someone is an asshole.

— caprice crane (@capricecrane) October 17, 2011

19.

a woman came into the salon today to get a blow out and her makeup done

the occasion? she's breaking up with her boyfriend tonight

— Mi (@mncrodriguez) July 26, 2017