14.
All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together.
— Count Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 24, 2013
13.
When you see Mariah Carey is charging her ex an inconvenience fee for $50 mil and you start thinking of how inconvenient all your ex's were. pic.twitter.com/fch2LAvvhz
— Kyoshi ☭ 🍃 (@_xoxomari_) October 29, 2016
12.
Always be yourself…
Unless you run into one of your exes…
Then… Be a WAY more successful version of yourself…
— Will Rodgers (@xWILLRODGERSx) June 4, 2015
11.
https://twitter.com/oneillj_/status/801507244772904960
10.
It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
— name cannot be blank (@11111234567890a) February 22, 2016
9.
and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about…MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE
— bryan (parody) (@CopBroughtPizza) March 21, 2016
8.
https://twitter.com/Chubbyy__/status/797779843614146561
7.
my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) May 22, 2013
6.
https://twitter.com/HotMessSWAG/status/737335980169043968
5.
the stages of a breakup:
1. denial
2. anger
3. bargaining
4. taking pictures of everything you do to make sure people know you're having fun— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) October 5, 2015
4.
https://twitter.com/Mayaa_harperr/status/666087536381583360
3.
https://twitter.com/solikebasically/status/486845647073443840
2.
i love that moment post breakup when girls start posting fire selfies.
— furfante (@nicolemilfie) April 5, 2016
1.
https://twitter.com/FaShionMaja/status/578295418406248448
