14.
All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 24, 2013
13.
When you see Mariah Carey is charging her ex an inconvenience fee for $50 mil and you start thinking of how inconvenient all your ex's were. pic.twitter.com/fch2LAvvhz
— STAY THE FUCK HOME (@_xoxomari_) October 29, 2016
12.
Always be yourself…
Unless you run into one of your exes…
Then… Be a WAY more successful version of yourself…
— Will Rodgers (@WilliamRodgers) June 4, 2015
11.
When your ex turns up at your house drunk with a road sign because "it's a sign that I love you"
Most girls get flowers.. pic.twitter.com/u9YCzg2RHS
— Jessica (@oneillj_) November 23, 2016
10.
It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
— name cannot be blank (@11111234567890a) February 22, 2016
9.
and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about…MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE
— bryan (@CopBroughtPizza) March 21, 2016
8.
When you wish your ex happy birthday on the wrong day so she's knows you've moved on but not moved on moved on pic.twitter.com/zwMgjnClwV
— Black Gloves. (@Chubbyy__) November 13, 2016
7.
my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) May 22, 2013
6.
IF U BUMP INTO UR EX WITH HIS NEW GIRL ACT FAKE EXCITED TO MEET HER AND SINCERELY SAY "OMG I RLY LIKE UR PAJAMAS" NO MATTER WHAT SHE WEARING
— adhd (@HotMessSWAG) May 30, 2016
5.
the stages of a breakup:
1. denial
2. anger
3. bargaining
4. taking pictures of everything you do to make sure people know you're having fun— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) October 5, 2015
4.
This is still the most accurate "girls before and after a breakup" pic pic.twitter.com/eBgYb52tE1
— Maya (@Mayaa_harperr) November 16, 2015
3.
My exes are at their weekly meeting all like "ok are we still all liking her pics? What about texting her 'hey' at 3am?" (they all nod)
— Helena Bottom-Farter (@solikebasically) July 9, 2014
2.
i love that moment post breakup when girls start posting fire selfies.
— furfante (@nicolemilfie) April 5, 2016
1.
U ever wore some unnecessary shit 2 ur ex house, just 2 pick up ur last few things
1pm: "Im Just Here To Get My Shit" pic.twitter.com/oCWylue71v— FaShion Ma'ja (@FaShionMaja) March 18, 2015
