11.
The bible says Adam and Eve not florence and the machine https://t.co/XKH77oPP60
— bleed concrete? (@416Bando) July 20, 2018
12.
Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
— Mor-Manger (@Mormonger) March 18, 2018
13.
level 1: venting by crying
level 10: venting by faking a conversation in your head with someone
level 113: venting by creating an intricate alternate universe scenario in ur head where ur a celebrity on a talk show dramatically explaining the shit u've been going thru
— f thot fitzgerald (@dracomallfoys) January 16, 2018
14.
shopping cart: $1000
me: omg what a deal
shipping: $5
me: https://t.co/FPpUPVMnCo— ????? (@mario_xcx) June 25, 2018
15.
brain: break it
me: why?
brain: you gotta pic.twitter.com/UzierUNXLn
— stüss the holiday goose?✨ (@StussyTheGoat) August 14, 2018
16.
Relationship status : this girl. pic.twitter.com/AODDC5sN4g
— Alexios. (@Hamdttitude) March 10, 2018
17.
Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look. ?♀️
— Amy Fowler (@AmyAbroad) August 15, 2018
18.
Him : Send me a video of you twerking
Me : pic.twitter.com/j2NVrOqjRZ— ?LEE? (@itsleahmueni) April 14, 2018
19.
I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School. pic.twitter.com/X8NdjG6vdY
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) April 13, 2018
20.
I regret trying to take a cute panorama of my dog pic.twitter.com/Sz2dW35XnQ
— alex (@cvbiclesdemo) May 29, 2018
