71.
*walking past a stranger*
My Brain:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do itMe: pic.twitter.com/1U8VisWMdg
— Adam Sturgeon (@sturgeon_adam) November 13, 2018
72.
me: I really shouldn't eat out today; I have to save money
me: if you buy food with cash, it'll be like you're not spending money bc the number in your bank account will be the same
me: shit can't argue with that logic let's eat— scorpihoe (@penhoIder) September 26, 2018
73.
Trying to eat and see this, not sure what’s happening pic.twitter.com/m2YqofIyCb
— Mumen rider ?♂️ (@Sahvelkareem) August 16, 2018
74.
a tragedy: when your hair-wash cycle doesn't coordinate w/ an event & you overestimate the amount of time in which your hair can last w/o being washed
— leah bullock (@leahbullock_8) June 16, 2018
75.
well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions
— Donnie Snarko (@geraldinreverse) September 29, 2018
76.
PSA: Don't EVER let your printer know that you've waited until the last minute to print something out and you're in hurry because they can sense fear.
— Peter (@OkigboXL) November 24, 2018
77.
I told him
let’s get this bread
but he
was gluten free
– rupi kaur
— Svenskt invandrarbarn (@vemsawarya) October 21, 2018
78.
When you work alone a lot.
— laney (@misslaneym) November 12, 2018
79.
Movie theater: Please silence your phones.
Me, who hasn't taken my phone off silent since 2012: *double-checks*
— Gayer, Different Aaron (@abgates7) May 22, 2018
80.
Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a “fashion show” for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and would give you a nod and a “very nice” for every outfit or was that just my family.
— Brooke March (@Brooke_L_March) November 28, 2018