2 Chainz ought've known that inviting Kim and Kanye to his wedding would effectively overshadow his special day. Yet even the most forward-thinking of musical artists could never have predicted that of all the stunts the reality star/rapper duo might've pulled, it was a pair of slides that drew the media eye away from — in the immortal words of 2 Chainz — the “Drenchiest Rehearsal Eva.”
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bmq46f5Dz-C/
Specifically, slides on the feet of Kanye West. Slides so loud and anachronistic they rendered Kim Kardashian‘s neon-green, latex bodycon ensemble nearly irrelevant.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmqkBmAACTO/
Slides that may or may not elicit a hearty, “WHAT! ARE! THOSE!”
“Those” are apparently a pair of Yeezy slides Kanye had teased on Twitter one week ago.
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1029130182978752513
Most of Twitter shared one particular sentiment, which was: Anyone who shows up to a wedding in slides can just turn around and go right back home.
https://twitter.com/KimYeMedia/status/1030924548097695747
To add insult to injury, the slides appear to be far, far too small for this man's feet.
At least we know the Yeezy slides can transition from beach-casual to wedding-formal with no problem, unless you consider relentless social media ridicule problematic.
