Every new Twitter joke format brings with it a whole slew of scrumptious jokes. The latest is the “don't say it” meme, which encapsulates that universal phenomenon in which your mouth refuses to listen to your brain.
You know the feeling. You have a thought and before you know it, you are word vomiting against all better judgment.
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Him: babe just leave it now
my brain:
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don’t say itMe: I just think it’s funny how…
— Madting (@pwincessmads) November 13, 2018
2.
*eats half a bag of chips*
my brain:
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don’t say itme- oOooH GeT tHeSe ThInGs AwAy FrOm mE
— Jordan Rutledge (@JordanRutledge) November 14, 2018
3.
Crush: “nice weather”
My brain-
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Don't say itMe – thanks
—  (@stuns) November 14, 2018
4.
*sees road work ahead sign*
my brain:
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don’t say itme: i sUrE hOpE iT dOeS
— mads ⚢ (@maddiefishhx) November 11, 2018
5.
*Gets in taxi*
My brain:
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Don’t say itMe: “Been busy?”
— George Aylett (@GeorgeAylett) November 7, 2018
6.
me: expresses any type of emotions
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don’t say itme: sorry i’m being weird just ignore me lmao ill be fine soon
— millie x (@itsmillieiguess) November 12, 2018
7.
*sees any dog*
My brain:
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Don’t say itMe:
“Can I please pet your dog”— KaylaH (@kayyllahhh) November 14, 2018
8.
Ticket person: “Thank you, Enjoy the movie”
My brain:
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Don't say itMe: “You too!”
— i steal outta my wcw’s purse when she isnt looking (@NaviSZN) November 11, 2018
9.
*new meme format arrives*
my brain:
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don’t say itme: my brain:
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don’t— darcie wilder (@333333333433333) November 14, 2018
10.
anyone: where r u?
my brain:
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don’t say itMe: AND I’M SO SORRY
— Emo Nite (@emonitela) November 13, 2018
